Anti Wrinkle Cream

Your family jewels deserve the very best.

So don’t slap any old moisturiser on there, those loins deserve luxury.

It’s your job to keep those knackers in good nick, so unless you want a sad sack by the time you hit 40, now’s your chance to make a difference. It’s anti wrinkle cream for your plums - you didn’t know you needed it, but now you’ll never be without it.

How do I use it?

After your morning or evening shower, squirt a little Cool Balls Anti Wrinkle Cream into your palm and, very importantly, warm it up between your hands. We don’t want a shrinking sack now, do we? Massage all of that avocado, and jojoba oil goodness in a circular motion over your balls - and the years will fall away.

What’s in it and why?

Mushroom extract hydrates, softens and helps minimise the appearance of fine lines.

Avocado is nourishing and natural - keeping your young’uns young.

Jojoba oil lubricates and cleanses - for proper prune protection.

Who is Cool Balls for?

Cool Balls Anti Wrinkle Cream is for the discerning gent who takes care of his apricots and wants to keep them ripe and juicy for life.

For boyfriends, brothers, or BFFs - for Father’s Day, Valentine’s Day, or Christmas Day - our anti wrinkle cream is the gift that keeps on giving. Trust us, try it, you’ll never treat your boys with anything else ever again.